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Kylie Julia James
22 June 2008 @ 11:17 am
My husband is obsessed with RENT.
 
 
Kylie Julia James
30 May 2008 @ 03:00 pm
103. TEN things you would rescue from your house if there was a fire.


1. Teddy's RENT stuff, cause he'd be depressed for weeks if it all got ruined. Though it might be helpful to rid him of his crazy addiction to RENT. My friends think my husband is gay because he enjoys broadway musicals more than I do. I'd be worried if not for our fantastic sex life.

2. My first edition Alice in Wonderland that Teddy got me for my 24th Birthday.

3. The photo album from our wedding. There's some really great stuff that Lenny shot in there. Plus the best candid pictures of the bachelorette party.

4. My gift from Lenny from my bachelorette party. It's this insanely expensive corsette and garter set that she special ordered for me. It's silky blue and I have to keep Teddy from ripping it everytime I wear it.

5. My journals. While I was on the road I wrote everything down, ala Kerouac though if he were given the choice I'd have been at home. Luckily Kerouac's dead and I don't have to worry about his take on a woman on the road.

6. My new kitten. Obviously. She's the cutest thing in the world. I found her behind the store and brought her home. Lenny loves her to death and Teddy thinks she's satan incarnate. He calls her spawn. But Lenny and I call her Alice.

7. My Ipod. I would be lost with out that thing. Seriously, no joke. Doing inventory in the store is hell without my iPod. I would go insane. My iPhone too.

8. My dried out bouqet from the wedding. It's perfectly perserved, Orchids. So beautiful.

9. My husband, assuming he's on the couch watching RENT when the fire starts. He probably would be.

10. Teddy's recipe book. Because it means so much to him, passed down in his family; from the family he actually likes.

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom Ice Cream in Boston
 
 
Kylie Julia James
04 April 2008 @ 06:53 pm
89. TEN ways you procrastinate in everyday life.


1. Head over to Teddy's shop and eat massive amounts of ice cream.
2. Head over to Lenny's shop and check out the newest sex toys.
3. Masturbate.
4. Have sex with my husband.
5. Read books I've already read.
6. Watch TV.
7. Hide Teddy's Rent CD.
8. Doodle in my notebooks.
9. Take long baths.
10. Go shopping with my best friend.

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Ice Cream in Boston
 
 
Kylie Julia James
073. TEN songs on your shuffle right now.


1. Everybody's Got a Story - Amanda Marshall
2. Her Eyes - Pat Monahan
3. Might Have Been - Kate Voegele
4. Sunsets and Car Crashes - The Spill Canvas
5. Walking Down the Hill - Travis
6. Loose Lips - Kimya Dawson
7. You Owe me an IOU - Hot Hot Heat
8. Look After You - The Fray
9. I feel it All - Feist
10. That Girl - Esthero

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Ice cream in Boston
 
 
Kylie Julia James
23 January 2008 @ 10:26 pm
071. TEN things in your bedroom.


1. Teddy.
2. Rent.
3. Teddy's teddy bear.
4. Lenny's wedding present - the dildo.
5. Various other products from Lenny's store.
6. First edition copies of books that Teddy gets off ebay for me. He loves surprising me with new-old titles.
7. a radiohead cd
8. our very comfy bed that Lenny wants to steal but can't have
9. teddy's secret ice-cream recipe
10. my journal

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Original Character
 
 
 
Kylie Julia James
064. TEN new years resolutions.


1. Make Lenny stop talking about death.
2. Set Lenny up on a date.
3. Get Lenny laid.
4. Make my husband happy.
5. Tell my parents to go to hell.
6. Be happy.
7. Loose five pounds.
8. Eat my weight in ice cream.
9. Create a new flavor.
10. Re-read all of Shakespeare.

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Ice Cream in Boston
 
 
Kylie Julia James
049. TEN questions you will never answer.

1. Really Julia, why on earth did you marry a poor ice cream maker whose sister owns a dreadful place? (This one comes from my mother every time we talk. She actually likes Teddy, I know that she just can't understand why I didn't up marrying a lawyer and living in New York)

2. What was boarding school like?

3. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? (Teddy still doesn't know.)

4. Do you even like Waffle Cones, Waffle Cone?

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?

6. Like, you're American, weird with like, that accent, what's it like? (This is the most idiotic question I've ever been asked)

7. When did you know you wanted to be with Teddy for ever? (Leigh actually asked me this once. It's not an easy question to answer. I tried to pin point the moment but I couldn't)

8. Does it bother you? That I'm dying? Come on Waffle Cone, talk to me. (Lenny.)

9. What are we going to do without her?

10. What's your favorite book?

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Original Character
 
 
Kylie Julia James
17 October 2007 @ 11:03 am
039. TEN people you've never had a romantic entanglement with.

1. Lenny. I'm not sure why people seem to think the two of us are shagging. Considering I'm married to her brother it's kind strange. But apparently, we send out a vibe. I never got the new-agey, vibe/aura thing.

2. Brad Pitt. I do believe he'd leave Angelina for me but I'm happily married thank you.

3. Headmaster Winstead. Though he was fired for sexual harassment and coerceing a minor. Bloody old bastard tried to seduce me when I was sixteen. I still have nightmares.

4. Martin Greggors. We shagged but it was never romantic.

5. Christopher Eccleston. The man is beautiful but a bit old for me I think.

6. Professor Sweeney. He offered to up my A- to an A if I'd sleep with him.

7. Trent Reznor. Met him once believe it or not but I was a bit underage and he was so very beautiful. I was so disappointed.

8. Sonya Willis. My roommate at St. James. I think she fancied me a bit but I was too much in love with Jeffery to notice. Too bad since Jeffery turned out to be a right git.

9. William Shakespeare. A girl can dream can't she? Who cares if he was a playboy to the extreme and stole all his ideas from popular greek myths? The man was bloody brilliant.

10. Lester. Not only is the poor boy a bit scary (i like him well enough) but we're both married. Technically though, I suppose he's common law with Christina. Still, it's never going to happen. I've stopped wearing skirts to work most days. Teddy gets jealous.

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Original Character
 
 
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Pat Monahan - her eyes
 
 
Kylie Julia James
012.TEN most influential people in your life.

1. Teddy James (husband)
2. Lenny James (sister-in-law/best friend)
3. Kelly Mitchell (mom)
4. Ryan Mitchell (dad)
5. Sonya Willis (roommate at St. James School for Girls in London)
6. Jennifer ... (the girl I traveled with in Ireland for a couple of months)
7. Mrs. Johnson (our crazy next door neighbor who comes to our door once a week and borrows sugar. She's dying of cancer)
8. Lester Hanson (my one employee who regales me with stories of his gang days in south boston)
9. Mina Singleton (the publisher, attempting to make me write my book)
10. Grandma Wendy (that wendy lady, she'd always hug me when my parents wouldn't)

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Original Character
 
 
Kylie Julia James
16 October 2007 @ 07:59 pm
TEN things about Kylie Julia James

1. She doesn't use her maiden name like most people do. The ring of Kylie Mitchell James just doesn't quite work for her. It's also annoying because she goes by Kylie but her parents insist on calling her Jules or Julia. (and her husband JJ). SO it's kind of a fuck you to mom and dad.

2. She has a english accent but she's full blooded American. New York born and technically bred though she was rushed off to boarding school in the UK.

3. She met her husband in his ice cream shop. It's really the best ice cream in the world and possibly the reason she fell in love with him. She's also a year older than he is which he teases her about all the time.

4. Her mother had five miscarriages while Kylie was in school but she's still an only child. It's probably better that way, she has a bigger trust fund.

5. She owns a book store called 'The Illiad' complete with a little bakery but she always refers her customers to her husband's ice cream shop across the street and her sister-in-law/best friend's porn shop next door.

6. She was on a journey of self discovery for about two and a half years before she settled down and got married. It's been a strange road for her, going from sleeping in a different hotel every couple of weeks to this cute little house she shares with her husband and his sister in Allston Village (Boston). Her car gets a lot of miles when she drags Teddy or Lenny off on weekend trips. Staying in one place for long feels odd.

7. She and Teddy got married in Vegas. It was really Lenny's fault. They'd only been together for three months. Very whirl-wind romance. Love at first sight kind of thing.

8. She is not having a lesbian love affair with Lenny. Lenny is just her best friend and her husband's sister. Twin sister at that. Not only would Kylie just not go there she just doesn't think of her friend that way.

9. She's desperately in love with Teddy even if he wants her to call him Theo. Theo makes her think of the Huckstubles (however you spell it) and she just doesn't want Bill Cosby in her thoughts that concern her husband.

10. She hasn't been back to New York since she left when she was 21. Teddy wants to go see some plays in the city but she's been avoiding the world she left behind.

Muse | Kylie James
Fandom | Original Character
 
 
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Current Music: Ani Difranco - Gravel